We literally wrote this in inspiration from my friend while at school:

Professor Calculus: *wears that massively big green trench coat with his pocket watch, in the forest in PE while playing a game of manhunt or some tag game like Foxes and Hounds*

*with a friend talking to each other about random epic stuff*

*sees a person who is 'it' in the game from like 50 ft away and gets shocked*

*the person who is 'it' does a Naruto run at mach speed just to catch people*

*Professor Calculus and him say "HOLY SHIT!!! AAAAHHH HES COMING OH FUCK SHIT BITCH SAYS EVERY SINGLE SWEAR IN THE DICTIONAIRY" loudly and tries to run for their lives as hard as humanly possible while laughing uncontrollably very sussily*

but Professor Calculus says "Ooh holee shiitake mushrooms!" if sdfsdfsf

*Has Ho'ah Ci'ics clinking in his po'ets very loud and hearable while Professor Calculus is smiling with visible hapiness and continues to run while his legs are visibily running hod and see it's like a perfect satisfying animation*

*Both of them hear that Professor Calculus has Ho'ah Ci'ics and Co'et Sti'ays ci'ing in po'ets while sussily 'trying' to run their asses off while being happy, laughing sussily and uncontrollably, weird, you cant even control your own body and you've depleted all the oxygen in your lungs and eventually run out of air to even breathe you start to gasp and breathe heavily for more air whilst passing out*

"And he has a Ho'ah Ci'ic clinking in his po'ets" *while the camera moves up to his face* *while Professor Calculus is still going while visibly smiling* *while he holds a pocket watch and a pendulum while thinking about seeing a Ho'ah Ci'ic Ho'els*